


Illuminati TransportIn our Trade Paperback Illuminati Transport, Kowalski's job is easy. He is to transport dangerous occult items with his dog Geech and crystal skull Rico. But the next pickup goes bad when an ancient shapeshifting demon escapes. Even worse is that he has a plan to open a doorway to Hell. Add zombies, a chupacabra, a Templar Knight, Merlin, and the mysterious Bluegrass Johnson. Humor and horror collide in this fast paced road trip to the apocalypse from
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