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SH*T MY DAD SAYS

Marsoni M251S
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SH*T MY DAD SAYSAfter being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty eight year old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy three year old dad. More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming of age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family
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MK
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing for quality and price
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100
Love these for the price! Normally I get Walmarts off brand but this is so much better quality and delivery right to my door! Love how sturdy and leakproof they are and ease of use for party friendly events or everyday use; very versatile!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
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Emari
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value!
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 372.0, Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 372.0
Nice paper plates! They’re sturdy enough to hold two fairly heavy sweet potatoes safely in one hand, they have a waxy layer so liquid and gravy don’t soak into the plate. The design is nice. For the price and the quantity alone, I’ll keep ordering these!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
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Michael sweet
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
Great for the money
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100, Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100
It's really nice. A little shorter than the actual size listed.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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Ilda Espana
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy and good price
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 44
These plates a wide and sturdy. We use them everyday at home to minimize dirty dishes which makes cleaning really easy. We’ve had even stew on them which can be very soupy and they don’t leak and they don’t get soggy. It’s also a good price point for the amount of plates it comes with. Good for everyday use or for hosting as well
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
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Ana Tagoai
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy, Strong, and Leakproof
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100
Come on now, its paper plates, it means i don’t have to do dishes. Their sturdy, leakproof, and has a cute design. Good for parties and everyday use. Holds a lot, inexpensive compared to name brand, i would buy them again.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026

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